Last night I was a SuperMan/SpiderMan hybrid!

In my dream!

The Land of Dreams is oft' an expanse in our unconscious minds so easy to forget, particularly as you lose recollection in a matter of minutes after waking up.

Allow me to fill you in a little.
"2 Fast 2 Furious" was on ITV1 last night. This accounts for the guns/sexy Latino damsel in distress and the industrial setting of the dream.
I also watched the CG film Valiant (that film with Ricky Gervais voicing pigeons), which accounts for the war theme.

Anyway, there I am in no-man's land in some sort of industrial place, no doubt with a dock for boats and a quick getaway where some ugly looking bad guy is hold of some sexy Latino with a gun to her head.
I have no choice but to shoot him with a facefull of my sticky SpiderMan web from my wrists and tie him up for the FBI to take him away.

Another day of justice!

Is it over yet? Heck no! I have to fly! Where else to but my secret base which has been destroyed, and why? Because the Enemy has waged world war against us!

My base destroyed. Its okay, I'm there kicking it with Batman and Robin.

Out the window a line of bombs is being dropped. I cant be having this! So, using my psychic SuperMan power all I do is summon with my hand and by some amazing force, pull the enormous bombers from the air down to the hilly land below. Same for the blimps.

Inspecting the territory surrounding my base, there's a TV cameraman and my brother bearing a gun.
Sneaky cameraman. Obviously too scared to go into a real warzone so gets my brother to act as though he's shooting someone off camera!

After that I dont really remember a lot more of the dream; I was woken up by Vanessa Feltz's incessant ramblings on the radio.

All in all, a pretty good dream it has to be said. I was really a part of it and it's something to tell my grandchildren.

Hope you enjoyed it too.