Tidy your room!

I'm so glad I'm a bit short sighted.

I was just moving some stuff around in my room because it becomes a death trap for me when I get up in the mornings.

It just so happened that Insy Winsy spider decided to come out and stretch his legs on a Christmas stocking (still lying around, yes) then wait to see my reaction as I saw him basking in the light of my bedroom.

How very charming of him to do so!

I'm less scared of spiders than I used to be these days. I'm a grown man, no need for that childish screaming, especially at this time of the night.
I walked casually into the bathroom and got a cup to cover him with.
He looked at me like "Wh-what the fuck you doing, man?" and started running about under it.

He's not going anywhere fast. He's been confined to the bath until someone finds him tomorrow and releases him.

I'm still shuddering now to think I was living alongside it though. So close to where I sleep. So near my trainers...
Ugh.

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