SURVEY: 100 New Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

Underarms

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?

White and says "FUCKING CRIMINAL" on it

3. Do you like coffee?

Recently, yes, cappucino and mochacino

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

Washed out. Where was question 4?

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?

Aim. As in that AOL thing, right?

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.

I haven't had a dream in nights

9. Could you eat your favorite food everyday for a month and not get
tired of it?

I'd have to choose healthy options with pizza, but yes

10. What are you craving?

Beer. Haven't had it in ages

11. Do you floss?

My teeth? Regularly. Women? All the time.

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

The colour green

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?

Why would I?

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

Bite, and feel my teeth ache

18. Do you use smileys?

Only in txt and internet form :)

19. How many bedrooms are in your house?

4... why am I actually counting?

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Yes

21. Do you like cottage cheese?

I like cheese

22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head?

Know How - Young MC

23. How many countries have you visited?

Several. Say, 4?

24. Are your parents strict?

Not in my opinion

25. Would you go sky diving?

I'm better off inside the plane, thanks

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

"I'll never eat dinner with the president" - Ice Cube

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?

I don't sink to that sort of level

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

No

30. Do you rent movies often?

Yes, free, from work

31. Who sits in front of you in your math class?

Its mathS you damn American write of surveys! I don't do mathS

34. Can you count backwards from 74?

Not going to waste my time

35. Where are you going to be Saturday night?

Doing this. I was at the theatre before though

36. Brown or white eggs?

Whatever. Free range, please

37. Like rap music?

Yea mafucka, but I call it hiphop

38. Ever taken a train?

Of course, and not paid [the full fare] either

41. What day of the week is it?

Saturday its a Saturday

42. What was your Lunch?

Cheese and pickly M&S sanderwich. Not just any sandwich!

43 What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?

Having a get down at a manor

45. Ever have cream puffs?

Iono

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?

No

47. So, how about them Yankees?

Overrated

50. What is your bus number for school?

290

51. Is your hair curly?

Only coz its long and wilted

52. Last time you cried?

I don't cry, unless its from the heyfever making my eyes water

53. Ever walked into a wall?

Walls can't fuck with me

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?

I have a 6-pack, son!

56. Are you currently wearing socks?

Gyeah

57. Favorite time of the year?

Summer

59. Are you a generally happy person?

He-he-hell yeah, and I make others happy too

60. Are you wearing jeans?

Yes, torn too

61. The next person you’ll hold hands with… Will it mean
anything?

Yeah. It'll mean I'll have sweaty hands

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?

Why waste the electricity

63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?

Stupid mafucka, alcohol comes bottled if its not from a can or tap!

64. Do you think you’re old?

No, but I worry about wrinkles

65. Are You afraid of the dark?

No, its scared of me! I am more alert though

66. Do you like your life right now?

Apart from uni, yes

67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?

This morning

68. Do you knock on wood?

WHAT? I knock boots, mate!

70. Can you hula hoop?

Do I wan't to look like a pansy?

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?

No. I'd probably play you at your own game though huahuahua.

72. Do you have a job?

Indeed, and what a fine job it is too

73. Are you friends with your last ex?

I dunno. Call me, bitch!

74. What brands are you wearing?

CRIMINAL

76. Have you ever crawled through a window?

Probably

77. Can you handle the truth?

If said truth is metaphorically something physical and in solid form, not too
heavy, then yes

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?

Heyfever tablets. Wow

79. How often do you speak on the phone?

Every few hours

80. Are you in a complicated relationship?

LOL

81. Do you hate more than 3 people?

Die you bastards

82. Have you ever tripped someone?

LOL for laughs and at they expense

83. Are you sarcastic?

Naw, what do YOU think?!

84. Have you ever slapped someone?

Yea. Don't fucks with me! Not in a physical abuse way though.

85. Do looks matter?

And personality

87. Are you too forgiving?

Do I want to make the world think I'm week

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Hot what now?

89. Do you own a gun?

Who the fuck would announce that on the internet. And no.

90. Have you made a prank phone call?

Yep. You got a freephone number I probably pranked it as a teen

91. Have you ever been in a castle?

I live in Chateau Dave

92. Do you like your hair?

Too long. Smells nice though

93. Do you like yourself?

Not as much as the ladeez do

94. Are you closer to your mother or father?

Mum

95. Do you chat on AIM often?

I'm an MSN type person

97. Do you want anyone?

Yes. The things I'd do to them... hubba hubba

98. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

A chair

99. Does your crush comment your myspace?

Yes. Correct that. 'Crushes'

100. Do you comment theirs?

I don't have to so usually I don't!